Meet Marshmallow the Rabbit

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
(A receding hareline!)

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Meet Marshmallow the Rabbit

Age: 2 ½ years old (I can live to be 17!)
Gender: Male
I mainly eat . . . hay, alfalfa, collard greens, parsley, celery
Favorite Food: apples, carrots, baby food, bananas
Favorite Way to Spend My Time: Digging!
Favorite TV Show: Blue’s Clues
Favorite Restaurant: IHOP (get it?)

Interesting Facts about Marshmallow:
I sleep with my eyes open!
When I am aggravated or want attention, I thump my foot on the ground.
I have big eyes to help me see in the dark.
I like to have my cheeks scratched
I know my name, and my ears perk up when someone says “Marshmallow!”
I’m very friendly and sometimes I like to lick fingers

Marshmallow’s Favorite Riddles

Why was the rabbit so upset?
(She was having a bad hare day!)

What do you call a dumb bunny?
(A hare brain!)

How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?
(Just look for the gray hares!)

What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?
(One with a hoppy ending!)

What do you call a rabbit comedian?
(A funny bunny!)

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
(Unique up on it!)

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
(Tame way, unique up on it!)

CONTACT DAVE

Dave performs virtual shows and he travels all over the Tri-State area. Specifically, Dave travels to Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, Staten Island, Hoboken, Bergen County, Nassau County, Suffolk County, Westchester, Mamaroneck, Yonkers, Larchmont, Scarsdale, New Rochelle, Riverside, Greenwich, Westport, Stamford, and Darien, CT

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